The heros of my childhood are dying off, and we live in a world with very few replacements.

I had to google your car’s name, thinking it might be someone I missed from the Poetic Edda, but I’m glad to be wrong. What a beautiful and excellent name for a car presumably living outside Germany.

Yep, you’re right. Thanks for that!

I thought I saw an Evoque mule in France in June, but perhaps not....

Who let Kimi Räikkönen narrate YouTube videos?

Never in my life had I experienced greatness until I walked in Kirkland Signature Men’s Wool Socks.

Never in my life had I experienced greatness until I walked in Kirkland Signature Men’s Wool Socks.

It really does look like an honest attempt to take the good looks of an S-15 Silvia or an R32 and make them fit a bit more with the styling of the time. But still hard pass.

Dumb question- how much weight does that rear wing have to handle? I see a lot of downforce numbers for cars, but I honestly want to know if hypothetically, I am a Crown Prince of [insert Middle Eastern Oil Producer here] and I buy one of these things, can I sit on the wing and have it take me for a game of Hoppe…

Given that partial seatbelt failure was part of Paul Walker’s death this feels.....awkward.

Since this is Jalopnik the question must be asked: ...but will it LS?

I watch this to psych myself up for Board of Trustee Meetings. True story.

I would watch a YouTube channel just of Vivian Kubrick and Buzz Aldrin punching Moon Truthers in the face.

Much respect for the casual and shameless use of an RB-12 in the background. Kind of sad to not see this sandwiched between an RB-12 and a Vulcan, as those two cars fucking is pretty much the first thing I thought when I saw the photos.

I’d have liked to see Romain Grosjean....

I would prefer not to spend $13,500 for people to think I put a weird body kit on a Cherokee.

Good to see Max “taking on the matte.” 2017 driver lineup changes are going to be absolutely bonkers.

And conveniently we all know Bodø has got a good long runway.... http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/that-time-an-s…

A vodka diet coke is a “skinny bitch” if memory serves. Minus my distaste for the word “bitch” and general assessment of physical appearance.... it kinda works here.

But does it VTEC?

Alonso did it better.