I suspect that exorcism would be part of the recycling process.

Probably. But why not have your ashes made into a diamond? [www.lifegem.com]

Oh, insecure software, ineffective malware protection, and gullible users bother me a lot, but that's not the topic at hand. What did the FBI actually accomplish?

You make a good point about Apple, and do so cleverly with the cougar reference. But it just feels a bit sexist to me.

Excellent idea. We could cross-breed industrial chickens with the common internet troll.

It sounds like the FBI didn't do so good a job originally. Sure, it's a good thing that their temporary replacement DNS servers allow infected machines to get to the real world and get fixes.

Next on Gizmodo: You will die alone and in great pain. Even wolves won't bother to piss on your bones.

Most life insurance policies have a one year suicide exclusion. After that, they cover death by suicide. Perhaps the reasoning is that being depressed or taking drugs for depression increases your chances of suicide.

For those who didn't get the joke, here are the originals...

Actually, I was quoting the New York Times, from 1920.

You have a lot of company in that. But you are throwing away a lot of plastic packaging. My bar soap comes wrapped in a piece of paper.

But the groove in the new bar means that it uses less material. You can charge more for a new feature that costs less material to make!

Heh. Nice try.

Although I would prefer not to add too much Asgard/gods, I must admit that Valkyries would be cool. Usually, Indy movies show the mystic artifact and we see a demonstration of its power, but we do not directly see the deities behind them. I couldn't resist starting with a one-eyed man, but other than being mysterious,…

I don't think that we have to get Asgard into this or too much of the Norse gods in action. Doing so would draw even more comparisons to the recent Marvel movie. All we need is some reason for the hammer to be lost/enshrined on Earth and the race to find it.

I suppose it depends on the kind of rice that is used. Besides, the altered flavor might turn out to be a benefit. Both rice and tonic water are inexpensive - try it! (The blue glow is from the quinine in the tonic water.)

If they are going to do another Indiana Jones movie, they should use my idea for "Indiana Jones and the Hammer of Thor". They have already done artifacts from Christianity, the Old Testament, Hinduism, and (sigh) aliens. There are some pantheons left to mine, and it is about time for either Norse or Irish. As much as…

Cook it in tonic water, and it will glow blue under black light.

I'm waiting for the story that the items lost at the bar were picked up by the bartender and sold to Apple. And then the Gawker SWAT team will search the bartender's apartment without a warrant...

Another story mentioned that it isn't just some encrypted files. She used "whole disk encryption", so the machine won't even boot without the right password.