@Jackstick: No doubt made by the Whizzo Chocolate Company, like Crunchy Frog.

@Arken: Roomba is a consumer-level device. If the battery doesn't hold a charge, remove the battery unit and replace it with one from the factory.

@MrTripps: Doesn't it depend on the type of worm. Planaria regenerate into two individuals whether they are cut lengthways of crossways.

In another news story: "Uberman Kills Every Person in England!"

@NeedsMoreKanye: I'm sure that they will change the star from a boolean to a -1 ... just for you.

@MadEye: Neither - a stock photo.

@Dave Ma: Yeah, I'm kinda fond of animated flames.

@futurist: And the cost if iPods go up to later buyers.

@alexLmx6: That comment could be taken more than one way...

@Darksider1972: Let us revel in our age.

@dreaming neon black: Might be helpful in the next country that does this...

@Snes: I think that they knew cutting off communications would piss people off. But they also feared that leaving communications up would spread the revolt. People would hear about what is going on and might join.

@SkipErnst: You can get a pocket card of the Bill of Rights, printed on stainless steel. [gizmodo.com]

@karmakazenz1: No, I'm not wrong. This happened in England.

@Imperius146: Did you read enough of the article to see that this didn't happen in America?

@kraai: Especially if the signal came from a huge yellow spacecraft that hung in the air exactly the way that bricks don't.

@ElGouldo: Could be that they are both right!

@lostarchitect: It looked like a hit-piece from the beginning. Glad to see a response with some details in it.

@leGodt: Started Monday. Yeah, it's the bee's knees!

@Pure87: That would be the bomb!