One key to rule them all?

@FriarNurgle: I took your advice and made a keyring for my ampallang piercing. Fortunately, I'm big enough to reach the lock. But now I have to unzip my pants every time I lock or unlock my front door.

@Chernobyl: Sign at a diner: "Don't make fun of our coffee. Someday you will be old and weak."

@Chernobyl: Some jokes are only funny once.

@zenneth: Great for use at the Post Office!

@Hellkeeper: I don't understand your question, but I'll try for an answer anyway...

@r0y: They won't work. Real uses circular polarization, not colors.

@The5thElephant: That's a question to ask on fleshbot.

"Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything."

I clicked through to this article with the expectation of a movie review. I had hoped that Jay's clearly passionate love of the original movie would lead to insight, comparison, and overall a better knowledge base to critique a sequel than somebody who was seeing the universe for the first time.

@pettiblay: It isn't people, it's countries.

@ichiban1081: The F-sharp bell!

@Se7en_speed: Not enough information here to tell.

#correction

@Kevin Purdy: Agreed! Can he get a star for that?

@Platypus Man: I agree that your password seems to be random, but just thinking about it makes your system quite clear. Your password is "thinly sliced veal", with every keypress moved up one row. Fairly obvious, really.

@poopy123: Will somebody please ban this spammer? #tips

Ebert, famous for his hate on 3D, changed his tune?

@Jhchawk: Best use of this meme - ever!

@Jakooboo: Bro Lord: I suspect that was sarcasm.