@Nitesh: Even a simple freezing is fairly invovled and expensive, not to mention topping up the liquid nitrogen occasionally.

@BeefSupreme: Sounds like too much work. Why not just paint the portrait with your blood?

@Cheetah Eldrick Woods: I'd never scan that QR code. It's probably a Rick roll!

@Nitesh: You are assuming that it will be some time before you die...

@b33g33: Otter and Morning Glory Zell approve this comment.

@Annalee Newitz: AND the chart is poorly labeled.

@Hypnosifl: The chart is just plain badly labeled.

@Paradise: "microsoft comes to mind ... their monthly patches (now) are usually in response to people submitting exploits in a responsible fashion."

Sorry, but the original posting is nearly content-free.

@zrag: I'm sure that Pedobear thanks you for the bandwidth.

@Paradise: WiFi sniffing is nothing new. This just makes it easier.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Um. Not just WiFi. There are plenty of iPad things that don't need a connection.

@powermatic: Amen! The iPad was only the beginning of this guy's douchebaggery. The skies are much friendlier without him!

@ru486: Oh! I sense a fireworker. He who hath once smelt the smoke is n'er again free!

@BLVC25: Well, neighbor must not be dead, then. Dead men don't wear plaid.

@yogibimbi: "They sort of fill the same slot in my memory"

@JudyPaceFace: Not possible. An embolism is an air bubble in the bloodstream. Air up your cootchie won't be going into your bloodstream unless you have some serious other problems.

@badhatharry: Or at least in the waters.

@DThrasher: Perhaps CB comprehended the humor and chose to to target something else. These are Silly Chinese, not "Silly Japanese".

@DJEsch: Well, not new ones.