I don’t love MFP but I am having a hard time switching away because I have so much of it setup how I like it. I can track my calories with minimal effort. I have a list of things I’d rather be changed but it’s not that bad really.

I don’t know how half the shit these bastards pull isn’t illegal. Saying ICE is America’s Gestapo isn’t even an exaggeration. Fuck every last one of them.

Poor Karen. Overlooking the simplest solution to her angst. Stop acting like racist thugs, we will stop calling you racist thugs.

The other day, a female ICE officer called in to WNYC and she was so upset that people are vilifying ICE officers as a pack of racist thugs. HM I WONDER WHERE PEOPLE GET THAT IDEA, KAREN.

The president encourages the worst behavior from the worst people.

Because at least 8 years ago, people were smart enough not to vote for a complete idiot and lunatic. In 2016, however, that was a different story...

Tomorrow morning?! Bless your heart.

Tomorrow morning’s Twitter storm from Donald should be amazing. He’s going to be stewing on this testimony for weeks.

Wilson’s sisters Annarchi and Liberty

I just watched Sarah’s new special. I liked it a lot. Especially in comparison to Schumer and CK’s disappointments recently.

Her new special on Netflix is great. Highly recommend.

I wish Hitch was around for this past election.

What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.

Your headlines are showering us in puns.

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

That’s enough internet for today.

Are our definitions of hero and victim so fluid that they’ve now become interchangeable ? The woman was in trouble. She was the victim. She asked for help. The UPS man helped her. I would hardly call the UPS driver a hero for helping a woman in distress. He simply, as others here have said , “did the right thing”. …

But it’s the way it’s pointed out in this article that will get people all riled up and upset and miss the entire point—that the woman was brave enough and fast-thinking enough to write that, and that the driver was aware enough to do something about it. Now it’s just a debate about who the actual hero was. It…

You make great points, but in vino veritas. I don’t discount bad behavior because of a drinking problem.

I'm curious about where you think she states that this article is about her child? Or where does she imply this? Not in the title. Not in the first paragraph....so where? Pretty sure this article is about her. About how she is a mom AND she smokes pot. She remained on topic the entire time AND she was…