Picture it: a nationwide teleconference.

@saltboy: What? I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!

@Psychonaut: Your negativity interferes with my pessimism: You may have a point about the slippery slope here (actually I really do think you have a good point) but......don't you think it's better to know about it before it gets out there? I'd rather not bury my hand in the sand on this one.

@njdevil: Good one! "No way - you're going to put that loop around my neck over my dead body, bub!"

@cdevlin: Agreed. They shouldn't execute criminals because, hey! Maybe they were just kidding and didn't mean to kill any children.

Win95 - bringing Solitaire to millions of bored cube farms everywhere. (I forget - was the game available in Win 3.1 or 3.0?)

@iamnotafish: No you really do not. :) After Dark was the BEST screensaver package out there. I really miss it. (Even have a version of Flying Toasters taking flight on my iMac)

@Lord_Data ∞: I've been told I resemble Steve Jobs. How long should one wait at the mailbox for the paternity inheritance check?

Nevermind. Replied in the wrong area.

@Tanjoodo: Awesome comment. +1

@Blackened: Read further on down. Some people have lost both MMS and Facetime.

@Go Vols!: I agree. Lodril: you really should read one or two books on the iPad. There is no eyestrain at all: and the pages flip much faster, pretty much as fast as a book - I can't tell the difference, it's that fast. You can adjust the lighting, the font size, and the background to your heart's content. And I…

Feeling *so* ripped off right about now. I only came over here because of the NSFW label. Damn it.

This is good info - I'm guessing the return policy doesn't care really WHY you're returning it (or at least it shouldn't. For sure, Best Buy doesn't care).

@iheartpie: Not sure I even want context to make this thing any more understandable. I would worry that it might actually be palatable. This is one of those "ignorance is bliss" things.....we should leave well enough alone. :)

@Mr.Gawn: +1

@iheartpie: +1 Oh dear Lord - what a fascinating mess. Kept muttering to myself all the way through: What...the....fuck.....

@Dark.Ice: I'm in the same place - don't want to switch companies. However, I politely leveraged my longevity with the company and the fact that I ALWAYS pay on time and told them I'd like a deal and that I have all of my telecommunications with them (cable, internet, cell phone).

iClip Lyrics is better. Sure you have to pay for it, but it not only finds the lyrics but tagged them to your songs.