I’m sorry, but what in the hell kind of a comparison is that???

I actually have one of these - got a lease deal on a demo car for less than a stripper model 3-series. It’s an impossibly well-rounded drivers car. It will opulently road trip as readily as it will track day - both of which I’ve done at this point.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

Well, considering the fact that showing a vagina for a split second in a movie will get it an NC-17 rating, while a bloody decapitation will only warrent an R rating, I’d say that the puritans are still alive and well in the USA...

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…