His stovepipe hood.

His stovepipe hood.

[quivering bottom lip]

[quivering bottom lip]

I used to think about this type of thing a lot whenever I watched Arthur, a show in which an aardvark owned a dog while attending school with another dog.

I used to think about this type of thing a lot whenever I watched Arthur, a show in which an aardvark owned a dog while attending school with another dog.

It's a pretty lousy brow, you gotta admit.

It's a pretty lousy brow, you gotta admit.

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus This finally makes up for the fact that none of my comments made it into We Read What You Wrote There.

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus This finally makes up for the fact that none of my comments made it into We Read What You Wrote There.

It's weirdly split between being a light romance between a shy country girl and the president and being a light farce about the clash of cultures between FDR and the royals. It is not good at being either. I certainly don't begrudge the film its light-heartedness, but I do take issue with the fact that the movie…

It's weirdly split between being a light romance between a shy country girl and the president and being a light farce about the clash of cultures between FDR and the royals. It is not good at being either. I certainly don't begrudge the film its light-heartedness, but I do take issue with the fact that the movie…

I believe you may be referring to my comment on the Young Mr. Lincoln article? If so, thanks for the kudos. If not, fuck you!

I believe you may be referring to my comment on the Young Mr. Lincoln article? If so, thanks for the kudos. If not, fuck you!

Weird. I distinctly recall Orson Welles pronouncing "biography" this way in F for Fake.

Weird. I distinctly recall Orson Welles pronouncing "biography" this way in F for Fake.

It doesn't surprise me. After all, Abrams is the guy who wrote Gone Fishin'.

It doesn't surprise me. After all, Abrams is the guy who wrote Gone Fishin'.

Agreed. Your comment applies equally well - in all respects - to Gremlins.

Agreed. Your comment applies equally well - in all respects - to Gremlins.