Yes, this is Al Gore speaking.

Trump may have called Trudeau to offer condolences, but what Tapper is highlighting is the fact that Trump has not made any direct public statement on the Quebec attacks, which is in stark contrast to his frequent tweeting on anything remotely connected to terror attacks. He tweeted about the foiled knife attack in…

- Remember Scoot when I promised that I just wanted to look you in the eye?
- That's right you did!!
- I lied.

Deep cut!

The actual movie starts with the two minutes and twenty seconds of footage that we see in the trailer, followed by a single two hour scene of grotesque and orgiastic violence.

Kill my dog once, shame on you. Kill my dog twice…won't be killed again.

All true. I also enjoyed when Thor hung up Mjölnir on a coat hook.

I wouldn't rule out them using that exact line as a wink at the audience, particularly given that Disney owns Marvel and Star Wars and the most recent Captain America established that the Star Wars movies exist in the Marvel Universe.

They would task a whole team of writers just to come up with pithy animal-based insults for Tony Stark to hurl at Rocket.

This reminds of me one of my favorite exchanges in the Marvel movies, in the otherwise kind of crappy Thor sequel:

I would like to agree with you. In fact, I was watching it while doing cardio today.

What I wouldn't give to watch Norm McDonald roast Trump at this thing. His performance at one of the dinners during Clinton's administration is awe inspiring.

My Sony Minidiscs should still be fine though right?

Weren't you worried that your dad wouldn't return, given the Joker's propensity for murdering folks?

Done!

Counterpoint: the warehouse scene in BvS. That is at least worth a $5.99 rental on iTunes.

Speaking as someone with fairly heft child support payments, I can confirm that is in fact largely how it works.

Although it's worth pointing out that CAD$40,000 is like USD$30,000.

Amazing. One of them's pregnant even.

You know, I was just saying the other day, the best in life - the best, believe me - is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. So many lamentations.