I'd be interested to know the age difference between the female lead in The Wolverine (playing Logan's love interest) and the female lead in this movie (playing Logan's ward).

Impressive that the filmmakers appear to have accepted that Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart are just plain getting old by this point, and that this means they can't just keep making the same kind of movie over and over again.

Classic J-Law!

I'm detecting a note of sarcasm…

Or deglovings!

They basically took the Star Wars logo, and added a dong at the bottom.

Yeah that's quite horrific.

WHUT!

It's a stupid analogy in any number of ways, but what should be glaringly obvious is that if Quint is Trump, doesn't one immediately think that Roy Sheider's character, the sensible, experienced, brave, morally upstanding, decent and capable person on the shark hunt, and the guy who actually kills the shark, Hillary…

Arnold said he pranked Jesse Ventura by telling the wardrobe department to fudge Ventura's arm measurements so that he'd think he had bigger arms than Arnold. Which, you know, he didn't.

The real reason for this restaurant existing is that someone said that New York and Chicago each had a poop themed restaurant, so immediately a bunch of people in Toronto were like Well, shit we better get one too!

Also the spilling of water on my shoes when I arse up that magic trick.

I want that coat he's wearing, although I'd probably look like a dork if I tried to wear the collar popped like he does.

Damn log!

The 3/4 angle narration sold it for me as well. I feel like they probably spent a lot of time getting that angle just right.

"A battery that lasts all day" - this makes me miss my old Blackberry phones, which could practically hold a full charge all weekend.

I'm too afraid to find out so i've only told it once.

"Wait, so those 437 guys were only pretendingto be helping out the 248 bad guys?"

I told a girl I had an 11 once, but it was really an 8!!

Louboutins are the high heels with the red soles that you might notice if you ever take the subway lying down on the floor.