If Ben Affleck's character in "The Accountant" (which based on the trailers appears to be a very realistic depiction of the accounting profession) can be a fixer/assassin/accountant, I don't see why there couldn't also be a paleontologist/accountant.

It looks like the AL East title is all but out of reach, but that first wild card spot looks to be well in hand. Here's hoping the pitching continues to hold up and Donaldson has truly broken out of his hitting slump.

No need to bring Sully into this! Although that was kind of a chick's car he was driving.

"He and his fellow convicts are all muscled up and covered in sweat in that way that you only really see in ’80s movies". Or, say, in "Cool Hand Luke", the sweatiest movie ever made.

I was really surprised to read about it. Honestly, it's expected that there will still be a segment of the population that is unaware of the optics of this but TIFF is a modern organization in a progressive city that is supported by (and I use the term non-pejoratively) liberal media elites. It's baffling that it…

But wouldn't they explode in an all oxygen environment?

Seeing as though it's a Neill Blomkamp file, will Clive Own become symbiotically fused with his BMW?

Could you leave that on? I dropped my wallet.

Also applies to the theme song from MacGyver and Magnum P.I.

It really seemed like an unnecessarily harsh punishment, particularly after he'd already been poisoned. The way I see it, is that instead of accepting the shitty re-assignment, he quit and got a nice job at the NSA and lived happily ever after.

The moment I got out of that film I told my wife that I was thinking of quitting my job to do nothing but practice that move.

Actually shrinking his own balls?

What about dongles? Are there still dongles available, or are the dongles sold out as well?

And no more of these namby pamby comments either.

Wrong actor.

What about the "The crowd wasn't ready for her in that dress" / "She had no idea why the crowd was cheering" types.

Trust me, we're gonna get the best actors, the best writers. The best people, it's gonna be great.

I bet Trump's password on all his electronic accounts is just "TRUMP".

The whole time he was there, he simply refused to take off his Guy Fawkes mask!

"The kidnapping victim was eventually released" - by mail, piece by piece.