Space is fine.

"Round up the usual boners!"

I'd like to read the article about that, but I'm reluctant to enter the necessary words into a search engine.

"…ins and outs…" - ha, like how sex is done!

So the first three musical acts he saw in concert were all Australian.

"This woman didn't update her iPhone - you won't believe what happened next!"

To the Batmanmobile!

"…with his ever-lowered brow and swimmer’s Olympic diver's sleekness…"

Time to update that Statham-kicking-things supercut!

I remember a couple of those - one of them was accompanied by some Norwegian death metal or something.

My dad told me about that scene before I'd seen the movie myself - he saw it in the theatres when it first came out, and the entire theater jumped a mile.

I got around to watching that movie mostly because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about that scene. Suffice to say, the fuss was right.

I'd like to see Anthony Jeselnik on this one.

There's just not enough comments using pig Latin nowadays.

I think she looks like how Kurt Cobain actually looks right now.

I'm embarrassed/proud to admit that before I clicked on the video I had the following thought: "Ooh I bet the first one is where he kicks in the door of the bad guy's house in the first Transporter!"

I don't see why Ryan Gosling couldn't have shot his movie back home in Toronto - there's at least two or three rundown buildings to use, plus that one kind of sketchy alleyway.

You're right there's a not insignificant amount of kills in the other Batman movies - I saw a video on YouTube that counted them, there's more than you'd expect.

Spoilers!

I was in the children's section of the bookstore with my kid the other day and I picked up the Batman origin story for 5-7 year olds. I wondered how they would depict the brutal murder of Bruce Wayne's parents in a kid-friendly manner.