You know "dressage" is not pronounced like "message". It's pronounced like…uh…"dressage".

Just watch out for him trying to light his suit on fire in your bathtub.

"It's all in the reflexes."

Agreed, I enjoyed the "I'm getting too old for this shit" demeanor that he brought to the character.

It makes no sense to name-drop the Dolph Lundgren adaptation, because literally everyone hated that movie. Half the thing was shot in a parking lot because of budget constraints.

Or Ouzo, the Greek aperitif?

Beast Man? Battle Cat?

What about whatever Woody Harrelson was trying to do in "White Men Can't Jump"?

For "No. Verdict: IS KURT FUCKING RUSSELL" alone.

I feel like this comment is sliding right under the radar.

Generally movies treat the problem of the alien language barrier like Rob Lowe's character in "Thank You For Smoking" when dealing with the challenges of smoking in space. "Oh thank god we invented the uh…whatever-device."

They look like Alf right? I hope they look like Alf.

That, and also that each planet basically has one or perhaps two distinct races or cultures, tops.

Mos Eisley didn't have a lot of power converter stores, so it held little interest for Luke.

Nothing but titties.

If he's going to play the king of underground fighting in Thailand, they should give Christopher Lambert an artificial voice box, like the underground boxing kingpin had in "Ong Bak".

I mean, pretty cool, but I got my wi-fi working again today by unplugging the router and then plugging it in again. While I waited I changed the AA batteries in the TV remote. So, we've all got our particular aptitudes, is what I'm saying.

I don't know if this makes any sense, but damn it's funny.

It's almost certainly inarguable that Matt Damon is in this movie to ensure Western audiences go see it. But isn't is possible that the other Chinese stars do actually feature just as prominently in the movie, and the Chinese marketing will be the inverse of the North American campaign, i.e. Chinese actors front and…

So you boned a stranger, and then swapped US dollars for Swedish krona?