I once sat adjacent to them in a restaurant in Toronto. They were very nice to look at. And they were very polite in asking to be moved to a table away from the front door, as there was a draft.

Has anyone tried adjusting the tracking?

The Da Vinci Code?

Is it really Rip Taggart? Or his name something like Julian "Rip" Taggart? Gene "Rip" Taggart? Marion "Rip" Taggart?

God, trailers are so exhausting nowadays. I want to see this, but I had to take like three breaks to get to the end. You had me at the first quip/face-punch/door-kick combo.

I think this is a bit of a cop-out by the AV Club writing staff, delegating the assignment to an outside contractor.

I think this is a bit of a cop-out by the AV Club writing staff, delegating the assignment to an outside contractor.

"Second-tier Snake-poking Red Shirt" is a pretty great AV Club commenter name.

Right, yikes.

That is some gross arm breaking, but not as bad as what poor Vincent Cassel gets in "Irreversible".

Is that like mansplaining?

"I've had it up to here with your reckless antics, Cage! What part of shadowy-secret-intelligence-agency-employing-untested-extreme-athlete-mavericks-with-wanton-disregard-for-authority-as-agents do you not understand? Put that goddamn snowboard down this minute - the oversight committee's gonna have your balls for…

Or a Nancy Kerrigan revenge flick.

Of all the contrived reverse-engineered acronyms in pop culture, "D.A.R.Y.L." is one of the most ridiculous. It's right up there with S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

It would be really ballsy to put Yayan Ruhian in the second sequel, when each of the characters he played in the first two movies died. But I'll bet they'll do it and they won't even have him shave or cut his hair.

TWO of the dudes from The Raid movies are in it.

Don't forget "run".

That's pretty good!

That poor woman - it's hard to describe that anguished moan properly, it's like a llama being beaten or something.

Yeah but that movie was pre-Phase One of their current plan for world domination, and was made for peanuts.