wolfmanjohnathan
WolfmanJohnathan
wolfmanjohnathan

Has the word "brassy" ever been used to describe a person who isn't fat?

"generic FBI guys" makes me think of the Die Hard line "Guess we're gonna need some more FBI guys", which is obviously one of the best lines ever.

Yeah that makes sense too.

Maybe because it's TOO on point? I think that phrase is exactly where the title of the first movie came from and "die hard" doesn't really have any accepted meaning except for that phrase.

It's Steven Spielberg's sense of child-like wonder that made him such an easy target! I'm redoubling my efforts in constructing my cold, cynical shell! You won't take me alive, robots!

That, and Crosby was put off by Bowie having a massive erection for the entire song.

I remember reading somewhere that they were actually not at all cordial with one another during the shooting of this performance.

Actually, the figurines of Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio and Walton Goggins are only 5.5 - 6.2 inches.

"Project Islamic Hope? Fuck off, we're the Islamic Hope Project!"
"I thought we were the Hope for Islam Project?"

The first time I ever heard the expression "I was sitting in a puddle", meaning, when said by a woman, an expression of significant sexual excitement, was when a girl I was dating relayed the story of seeing David Bowie in concert.

Great minds think alike.

Ascribing 0.5 to each probable but uncertain sexual partner seems generous. What if the sexual encounter in question turns out to just be a hand-job or something? We're not counting hand-jobs now are we?

Also, he's really not that good-looking.

I think it was a bit presumptuous to take her to the bedroom department on the first date. You would have been better off starting in Kitchenware, Home Electronics, or possibly Ladies Apparel if you were feeling adventurous.

"Screw you, Mr. Census-Taker - this here's what real American family looks like!"

Hey you guys, we should turn this picture into a meme immediately!

Hey you guys, we should turn this picture into a meme immediately!

Why…so…serious.

Why…so…serious.

"Welcome to Williams-Sonoma, Middle Earth. Buy this festive mug, or by Ilúvatar's name, I will cleave your skull in twain."