wolfishgrin
WolfishGrin
wolfishgrin

Yeah. I’m not gonna choose a camp because A. It really isn’t my concern and 2. I don’t personally know what went on in their marriage. However, I will say that this is not the best approach to winning anyone over to her side, not least of all the son of the “cunt” in question.

*Stares directly at Kara, pounds glass of milk w/o breaking eye contact*

Madonna? Controlling?!? Why, I never..! *clutches pearls melodramatically*

...don’t recognize the fish, but I’m pretty sure he used to give free blowjobs in the alley behind a dance club in old town.

...yes, I’m sure this is a thing that really happened, and that that family is not currently enjoying two PS4s plus lots of extra swag for the price of one.

...aw, look at him, all puppy dog-eyed and chinless and kinda skeezy in a “I can buy my own drinks, buddy” kind of way...

...sooooo...this one definitely tops the “worst customers” list, I take it...?

Sources, please.

Correction: randomguy09 & marilove are both trolls!

So the barest suggestion that maybe not every living male on the planet is a potential rapist is offensive? Grow the fuck up.

Yeah. Most console centric gamers don’t even care bout that sadly.

...a Gawker Media writer who actually gets it? My word, now I really have seen it all.

Boy, that few months in juvie really hardened you, didn’t it, cupcake? Made you so much more aware of how tough and unforgiving the real world is, not like all those soft, privileged folks out there. Hell, you even make serial killers nervous! I’m so impressed, words fail.

Of all the special snowflakes, you are the most specialist.

Yes, it is frightening when an attention-seeker has to insert themselves into a real and tragic piece of history with actual victims in order to somehow build themselves up.

Post the videos!

...yeah, the only scary thing here is that someone like you has access to children.

*waits patiently for some cuckoo to chime in claiming that the tiny ghost elephant was an EVIL HELL DEMON TRYING TO TRICK YOU AND STEAL YOUR SOUL WHARRGARRBL*

To be fair, a lot of it is just people flat-out lying. Entertaining lies, to be fair, but lies regardless. Probably 80-90% lies, and the remainder have perfectly reasonable explanations that the OP is too superstitious (or stupid, but I repeat myself) to accept.

...a grown-ass man in a snuggie?