Nope. I have no obligation to put my body on loan to anyone or anything.

If only embryos could turn into all the lovely clothing I wanted!

I’ve seen photos of the store and I don’t get it. The design and decor is super sleek and high end looking but the clothes are like, F21. It’s also stupid to open brick and mortar locations when the web business is tanking.

She did all the things you mention — shilling, fake goods (in her case, phony vintage), etc. You can Google “Nasty Gal eBay scam” and it all comes up. She touched on in her book, but didn’t tell the whole story as I knew it (I used to sell vintage on eBay at the same time she was on there and it was a total shitshow…

he’s formed pretty well now that he’s all growed up

Don’t underestimate cans. I lost my parents to an unopened can in the Cola Wars.

Why, it’s almost as if this “United Bible Fellowship Ministries” would prefer that their employees get abortions, since they’re so dead set against pregnancy. How.... Christian of them?

You have to have a pillow made of Pepto Bismol.

Hey, at least you aren't as obnoxious as I am, sans allergy, who just hates cheap looking jewelry.

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

“Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh. We should not be shocked that this occurred in the Duggar’s home, we should rather be thankful to God if we have been spared such, and pray…

“Gawker covered the fact that baby girls are at fault for molestation if boys in the family have to change their diapers or the girls are “immodest.””

I was a virgin bride and didn’t use BC and I raised 5 kids who are kind and decent human beings and I’ve never stolen or hurt anyone.

That’s so inspirational! *tear streaming down my face*

And a licensed nutritionist, by the sound of it! I just got my credential in dermatology by looking at my hand for a full, uninterrupted minute.

He did though! He referred to it as “loose” in the box. Tartar sauce + loose = eugh!

I just can’t not watch this show. It has gone cray in a lot of ways but I actually think this season has been super entertaining in a weird way. That Shotgun song was soooo good (and Christina Aguilera is holding her own among the other actors I think), as are basically all of the songs that the Triple X’s play. I was…

Ahhh! Pappillions! I have one too, and he’s the love of my life.