I need a fucking squee post, stat. This day has already been too grim. Shrayber, where are your guinea pigs?

Me, too. Ended mine 8 years ago and the only reason why I didn’t do it sooner was how guilty I felt doing it. I’m so glad you guys didn’t have kids, though I still know your pain - all too well. We had kids so I had/have that layer of “connectedness” to him to deal with all the livelong day, every day. Like yours, my…

Thank you. I’m pretty much right there with you with why I want to end the marriage. Incidentally, this past Friday he asked me if I wanted to try marriage counseling, and I said not really for the exact reason you stated—you can’t counsel someone or force someone to love someone else. Once I realized that’s what it…

Dude I’ve been working on breaking up with my husband of 4 years (together for 11) for the last couple of months, and it just sucks. When you’ve shared a life with someone for that long and have a mortgage and a dog (*luckily* no kids involved) and furniture and those pesky feelings of the other person that really…

Maybe he is a pirate? Arrrrrggh me heavy chest.

OMG love Biba

This is the first photo I've seen of Kate Moss where I've understood her as a supermodel.

My husband loves the book Watership Down and I refuse to read it because I don't want to be irrevocably traumatized.

I'd definitely be on board with that. In fact, what you've described sounds like it would be the perfect vehicle for her at this stage in her career. Nothing left to prove, just have her legions of fans show up and adore her.

Eww... You just gave me the creepiest image - an old dude in his pedophile lair. For some reason it makes me think of the molester on Family Guy.

You're totally right, no 61-year-old perv takes up his nasty little hobbies at 59.

Wow, clearly your username is perfection.

You killed it. They go perfectly with that outfit & seriously your legs look amazing in them. Even with those heels my legs would still look short & stubby.

she is gorgeous

Those commercials are evil. They make me want to join a gym, get a spray tan, and spend my days prancing around in a swim suit (instead of the gold lamé booty shorts that I already own that match my partner's pair). I'd prefer The Perfectly Competent Commenter, if we can pick our own superhero names, though I like the…

Ok, you just made me chuckle so loudly I wish I had a dog to startle with it. I officially like you, which is something I don't say too often. I wish we had the sort of cable that let me wallow in LMN (because one never watches this stuff, one wallows in it, luxuriates in it, bathes in the glorious camp and hilarity…

I...I think I love you (though a quick scan of many of my posts will show this isn't an accolade grudgingly given, it's nevertheless heartfelt). also, Action Typing!

My partner (who was raised in a parallel dimension and therefore had no idea that Lifetime was a network or that it had it's own movies) fell head over heels in love with the "Lifetime Original Movie Drinking Game" I came up with when we were visiting my parents one year. As soon as I showed him this comments thread,…

I want that hair NOW. Come on, you know that rocks!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.