I do think she could do the most kick-ass Las Vegas show, a retrospective of her entire career... she could do what Celine Dion did and have them build a stadium, just for her... a million costume changes... over-the-top dance choreography... Not that she needs more $, but ticket sales would be off the hook. I'd go,…

I am also old enough to remember her entire career, and when she was re-inventing herself every album, and was really on the cutting edge of everything... I agree with everything you said. I just feel kind of embarrassed for her now when I see all the reaching, reach, reaching to grasp what the youth of today wants...…

Double-EWW... child molester AND Family Guy. Going to go wash my brain!

I wouldn't blame them if they did. Anything I've ever read regarding child molesters shows that predilection never goes away, but they may learn to "manage" their impulse and not act on it. Ugh. Have at 'em.

I can't help but think that if this motherfucker is 61 years old , this wasn't spontaneous, and he's probably been doing it for years. I'd guess there's a treasure trove of this kind of stuff somewhere in his dwelling (I imagine a dark, slimy cave, like Gollum). Wouldn't it be good if there could be a little more…

My legs are the one body part I dig flaunting... regarding my showgirl outfit here- it was Halloween, and I got dressed up to go meet my friends at the WeHo parade. It was the one night that it was raining in about 5 months, of course. I pulled into a parking lot, and just as I was opening the door to get out, the…

I'm 44, and I look younger than her (but I do look amazing for my age, TFG)!!! Funny thing about facial injections- if you use them too much, even if you are really in your 20's (and she definitely isn't) they can actually make you look older. I live in LA, and young girls here sometimes have "preventative" botox.…

I had to take a very different size, too. Full disclosure- I didn't buy them for a wedding outfit, I bought them for... this outfit.

It was something Sebastian, I think... it had a ton of hold. The Stiff Stuff really put it over the top. Try it!!! I have a photo of what my hair looked like when it wasn't like this- I was in my club kid phase it this point, having moved into Manhattan. I retired the crimping iron, along with the rest of my goth…

I sold these on eBay... only wore them for a few hours! White satin/ lace with crystals all over them. 5 1/2" heels with good-sized platform. Betsey Johnson Blue- bridal shoe collection. Highly recommended!

Post-breakup stalking? To make the boyfriend even more real?

Here's another. They're wildly photogenic.

For my LMN commenter name, I think I'll take The Perfect Commenter She Met Online.

That's also known as Chekov's EpiPen.

I am The Perfect Commenter (and you can be The Good Commenter, or we can just refer to each other as The Woman She Met Online)!

I love you tooooo!!!! I am also so touched that you took the time to introduce your loved one to LMN, my always-on channel of choice (it's on RIGHT NOW- back-to-back episodes of Wife Swap!).

I forgot to mention another sign of sure-fire fun... any movie that was formerly shown as a "Moment of Truth Movie". Also, anything with Tori Spelling- Mother, May I Sleep With Danger and Co-Ed Call Girl are both hilarious.

Even though I love some of Clint Eastwood's older movies (The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Dirty Harry, The Outlaw Josie Wales, and Play Misty for Me), I just can't give him any more of my money since I saw him yelling at a chair at the RNC.

Tetanus booster because he expects at least one insane Godless member of Obama's America to bite him.

Also- Action typing (for any cyber-evil-thing), anytime the words "Perfect" or "Good" (shows up in the title, fast editing/music montage for topical teen movies (dealing with things like thinspiration websites, cutting, online bullying, etc), stars at least one alumnae of Melrose Place or Beverly Hills 90210, someone…