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My online movie discussion friends were howling over this movie... so much wrong that it's totally right. Get some friends, have some wine, and go see the best comedy of 2015 (well, that's not saying much, since we're only a few weeks in).

"You know it's much more important what you think as a parent than what you think as a public official."

Thanks for the love! Hair process goes like this:

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Here are the other gowns I have for sale... yes, I'm shamelessly self-promoting.

Psst... come to my eBay page...

Some people say the death penalty shouldn't be used because there's always a chance that a criminal could be rehabilitated, they're mentally ill, etc and so on. I don't agree with that; I agree with you that he should get the death penalty (whether by the judgement of the court, or by the hands of his fellow inmates).…

I'd be fine with the death penalty for this guy. I don't think a person who can do something like this is capable of being rehabilitated.

I just found 2 more gowns... the lady at goodwill who rang them up told me there were over 100 gowns donated, and they did come from a showroom that needed to make way for 2015 styles. I really, really hope they sell because it's getting very crowded in here, between these 4 gowns and all the other garments I have…

There's a good one near me... I think the proximity to Beverly Hills & Hancock Park neighborhoods make for good donations. They keep the store relatively neat & it's easy to shop... still a lot of things to go through, but treasures are there if I look hard enough. I might go back and take a look at the other gowns. I…

Here are 2 gowns (just back view) I bought at Goodwill the other night. They're going up on eBay once I take photos. They were showroom samples from some boutique, and obviously were very expensive (labels were removed). I paid a tiny fraction of the true worth. These are both size 4, but there were other gowns in…

Here I am, exceedingly goth in 1987 (I was 16 in this photo)... the hair was dyed black, and every day I would crimp the entire thing, tease it, and spray it with industrial ozone-destroying hair spray. My mission was to emulate Siouxsie Sioux from the band Siouxsie and the Banshees. I think I did a decent job, but in…

My question for the group is this: Is Clit Lit the natural progression from Chick Lit that everyone was going on about a few years ago (i.e. Bridget Jones' Diary)? Have we all just decided, fuck it, those books sucked so much, let's just start talking about our clits and other assorted adjacent areas? But, can we…

Side note here... I don't think he'd be able to try something like this in NYC, because post-9/11, you're not really supposed to take photos on subways. It had something to do with security concerns; maybe it's different now because almost everyone in the world has a camera on their phone. If he had to get the ladies…

Even he looks confused, like, "You want me to talk to WHO? What an ARSE-HOLE."

It's a FUCKING HUMMINGBIRD. Kolibris. I'm sure the reality would be, "Kris Jenner's eyelashes looked like big, crazy eyelash extensions*, as fake as she is."

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Mad libs... Sad Libs?

Going to do a little body-snark for this guy, because turnaround is fair play (once in a while)...

Maybe he has a kind of outline/ script for these profiles, with blanks to fill in. Like Mad Libs; that little word game where you just insert "noun", "verb", "adjective", and so one. There should be a Vogue Celebrity Puff-Piece Mad Lib.