I would imagine that it was a fine White Whine.... seriously, this ass-clown customer is giving a rundown of what most people would consider a "luxury problem". If this is the worst thing that can happen to someone in a day, I'd say that person is doing just fine.

Quick! Call Dan Brown so he can write another terrible book about something something Vatican mystery blah blah Conspiracy blah blah code, etc! I smell a blockbuster coming...

This is the best laugh I've had all day. I love, love, love typos. They are the best.

'These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!'

You're so lucky to have a good stash. I can't find very much in larger sizes that's good. You're totally right about the proliferation of sizes 2-8... I try my best to find unusual things, certain labels that people will pay good money for (like Alexander McQueen, Gaultier, Vivienne Westwood, Helmut Lang are usually…

I bought it on Amazon. It cost about $250-300 (can't remember). It's worth getting if you're going to sell things on eBay because people really need to see clothes on a body. At first I sold things off the hanger, but it definitely helped to get the dress form. I figured since it was an investment in better business,…

Your gown is AMAZING!!!! You totally did it right. I love you imagination and big kudos for doing exactly what you wanted to do on your day. I'm posting here a photo of a dress I bought from a store called It's a Wrap- a store here in Los Angeles that sells wardrobes from Movies and TV Shows. This is what I want to…

I wish I could find a little clip of the 30 Rock episode where Buzz Aldrin yells at the moon. I think it belongs here.

Hey, all I do is find the clothes and sell them; I'm not good at sewing because I have absolutely no patience!

My eBay name is missdaisy619. Find me & my store, maybe you'll like something!

Here is the Vera Wang dress.

Thanks! OK, here is the Marchesa dress...

I am so happy I went to an art school and there was no greek life there. The more I read about sororities and fraternities, the more I can see how terrible they are.

IDK, morons is a little harsh :-) ... I guess everyone wants to save $$$ and look/ feel beautiful, and well, buyer beware! Better to find a second-hand gown in a resale shop or thrift store, and invest in a good tailor to fit it to you. But it's easy for me to say that when I live in a large city with plenty of stores…

Hello, fellow eBayer! I always take my own photos, too. I'm not great at it, but good enough, and I take as many as possible- full length, close-ups, details, etc. and make sure everything is color correct and clear. I don't have a mannequin, just a dressmaker's form, but it's good enough. When stock photos are used,…

Hey ladies... I've been selling on eBay for 2 years, and here in Los Angeles I do some down-and-dirty thrift shopping... I live in a pretty nice neighborhood, and my local thrift stores often have some gorgeous second hand evening and bridal gowns!!! I actually found a Marchesa Notte red silk chiffon gown for $7.99 I…

Also, the "I'm just being honest" people then somehow expect to be congratulated for their "honesty". I mean, how brave of this young lady to take on the enormous responsibility of being honest? She should be given a medal, dammit!!!

Satisfied customers unite! Again, congrats. It's a procedure I've never heard anyone regret. Seems to really help health problems. It makes sense. If your shoulders are tense, it can travel up your neck and give headaches. Happy for your allover improved health!

Ah, I was wondering what happened to her nips. I can't bring myself to look at her Reddit page. When I had DD's before my reduction, I had pale nips that were very large. The doctor who did my surgery reduced them in proportion with the rest of the reduction, and they look great (I didn't have such a radical procedure…

Congratulations! I had a reduction when I was 21; I went from a 34DD to a large B. I know 34DD isn't gigantic but the rest of me is very small... I looked pretty bizarre in proportion, and those babies were pointing at the floor when I was 17. Also, one was fairly noticeably larger than the other. Very self-conscious,…