Ages 8+

The Squeeze Inn in Sacramento, California, uses ice on the flat top when they’re making their famous “cheese skirt”:

The sad thing is that this is the 200th time this particular groundhog has died this particular way.

Nobody tell these roos about szechuan sauce.

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Don’t be a foot. You username what he meant.

If we’re going to salvage and restore something from the past that was opulent, enormous and useless in the modern world, let’s make it count.

K&N stickers are the automotive equivalent meeting a girl at a party who has a mark on her lip that she says is a cold sore but you should know better... It’s not a deal breaker, but it’s a red flag.

It’s kind of a BS objection though, because there’s always a bigger problem that someone COULD be working on. For instance: why are you protesting for gun control in the US when civilians are being bombed in Syria? Or: why are you complaining about gender equality in the West when some places treat women much worse?

I have nothing to say but I felt like I need to comment.

So is a Gol like when they are making a Golf but don’t give an F?

The correct price is right there on the license plate.

Sure killed this one pretty dead.

No, but his sons have.

Jeeps ain’t shit but hose and tricks

Why are you being so mean?

Not only is what you said about seagulls true, seagulls are signs of economic stability. No matter how poorly the US economy is doing, a seagull can always make a deposit on a new car.

I’ve always preferred the Purracan myself.

clearly, the whole ‘pump your own gas’ is what got them stuck...