I’m going to say in William’s case it’s because he gets the extra privilege of becoming king someday due to primogeniture.

His face tattoo says “misunderstood.”

Agreed - feels like the Jezebel of olden times, before they got way too snarky for snark’s sake.

Hell always be a public figure but no longer beholden to the rigid rules of the British royal family, or the whims of the racist British media and public who feel justified in their treatment of Harry and Meaghan because they receive taxpayer money. They are therefore no longer accountable to said racist media and…

Crawford’s kids seem...less than gifted. And I really don’t “get” Kaia’s appeal, other than a passing resemblance to her mother, from the right angle.

They might not have a peaceful life by our standards, but I truly hope they’re able to achieve a *more* peaceful life.

Garrett, your Dirt Bags (and your other writing on Jezebel) are the perfect balance of funny and kind. I admire your ability to *gently* poke fun. They should have you write all week!

Oh, thank you! That fills my heart with joy! 

This comment made my day because I was equally annoyed about that line. I guess it’s a good thing that I can go get my feelings checked for free! 

Ssssshhh.   Let them believe it. It will keep them out.

PLEASE don’t judge all of us because of the Floridians. 

Lmao oh hell no 🙄🤦

They say it about Minnesotans too. We like to think that we’re almost Canadian here.

A friend of mine was heading off to Vancouver (BC, not WA) and was wondering what to pack. “I dunno. Have you ever been to Seattle? It’s like that.” “So you don’t think I need this parka?” “For late May? No, I don’t. Do you know how close Vancouver is to Seattle?”

Someone has never been to Windsor (ON). BTW, a little trivia nugget I like to trot out for my (fellow) American friends who have never been to Detroit: Windsor, Ontario, is south of Detroit, Michigan.

The “do emojis work on here” followed by several middle fingers is the best thing I’ve read all week 😂😭

This entire comment has me laughing my ass right off.

I’m not easily offended

John Mayer has musical talent. Didn’t stop him from saying and recording a lot of crap, but he has the guitar skillz to jam with absolutely anybody.

LOL at “a few grand at most.” My last job transition where I needed COBRA I got a quote of $1,300 a month! That would have been $3,900 for three months, not including other healthcare costs like copays and deductibles. This was 2012, and health insurance as obviously only skyrocketed since then. I was luckily in a…