I’m sure he’s fuming over your ‘witty’ names, asshat.

and Carville foisted the Clintons on us and we can’t get rid of them either...

You saw James Carville for a year or two in a bathroom? Man, I bet that glory hole has some tales to tell.

And if it weren’t real, then there wouldn’t be any ‘greys’ and shadow banning either.

If it really worked, Bill Clinton would have been done a loooong time ago.

Ask Kathy Griffin or Roseanne Barr

Why worry about it with all the ‘mandatory masks’ bullshit?

I got pulled over for speeding right in front of a Denny’s. Do I burn the restaurant or do I steal a TV? The ‘new normal’ is so confusing.

Much like you and a keyboard...

No more than you...

Then it will pass...

You seem upset becuz Lindsey’s getting more ass than you, fuckface.

This was the more riveting of Ted Danson’s couples.

Why do I have to look at the time when I can ask it the time?

Why do I have to look at the time when I can ask it the time?

FUBU NASCAR! I like it...NOT!

Did you just do a find & replace for NFL with NASCAR?

Why don’t they get these two for the ads?

Apparently this guy does.