Hey, c’mon now, he could’ve shot himself, Plaxico style.

#No

There’s something to it though. Since I got my shit together I don’t really feel like creating much anymore. And I definitely don’t feel like performing for other people.

Yeah it seems like a lot of the time when people say “get help” what they really mean is “please never bother me again, go to a doctor who will label you as crazy so I no longer have to listen to anything you say and can treat you like a crazy person for the rest of your life.”

No, it is. A lot of the shit people do to be “supportive” to people with mental illness (like mentioning how crazy someone is when they’re a “missing” person who wasn’t missing) is incredibly offensive.

Ugh, thank you. There is nothing more condescending than “SEEK HELP.”

“I’ll do it but give me a minute to shave a jaw line.”

Even funnier, IMHO.

FUCK THIS

On the bright side, this sort of customer service makes it easy to walk out of the store with anything you want, and you won’t even feel bad about ripping them off.

This article is fucking retarded, nice work.

Seriously, this is the wrongest this motherfucker has ever been. Make a week’s worth on the stove and reheat it in the microwave.

Yeah the showbiz culture forced me to set up a camera in my bedroom and broadcast myself playing videogames while displaying 70% of my titty tissue. Fuckin patriarchy, man.

On the contrary, I’m sick of people like Rebecca Traister who find everything problematic except for economic justice.

Sounds like a great plan as long as you have that good job thing.

But... you were, right?

I agree, this is all the men’s fault.

The white women in Little House books are doing great though which is all that really matters to people like Traister.

It’s cool that a rich married white woman with kids thinks no one else really needs to get married.