Its so fetch!

Why are your facts so racist and anti-woman!?

The white one?

They are rebelling against their boring anti-Trump parents or boring anti-Trump adults in general. You don't have to be a psychologist to understand that.

Pickle's pickle is real, as your ex-wife will attest.

AV Club just proved that its FAKE NEWS! I bet Dawes doesn't really have that sweet Laurel Canyon Sound either.

They only fired that gay waiter because he was continually saying "hot stuff, coming through".

Yes.

I would have settled for buying an overpriced gift shop drink or candy.

Some people will do anything to avoid their grandchildren.

Gimme that sandwich, loser!

Complaining about more government action and higher taxes on this website? You will be a popular guy.

Trump is basically a welfare program for nerdy white comedians.

Sean Spicer would suck as the Press Secretary for a first term congressman from Wyoming. He was going to get fired eventually.

Soon all media will be Trump Media.

Just think of it like they instituted Jim Crow way before we did instead.

Math is double plus ungood!

But he played the saxaphone and sexually harassed women slightly less!

Infinity or negative infinity.

His formal name is "Uncle Juice".