His brain is saying "stop", but his furious masturbating is saying "don't stop".

Its really his stepson.

I guess I am incest porn orthodox. I don't consider it incest porn if they aren't biologically related.

*Barf*

Five years doesn't really seem all that long.

In a way, all of us have a 9/11 lie to face. For some, shyness might be their 9/11 lie. For others, a lack of education might be their 9/11 lie.

He does things the natural way, commie!

I don't agree with their Justice League killing policy. But I do agree with their Russell Brand killing policy!

They are more like "SOMETIMES TRUMP!"

Yeah I am sure all the Christians who voted for Trump thinking he was a straight-laced family man would be quite embarrassed.

Even if MSNBC unearthed the holy "pee pee tape" with an affidavit that was witnessed and notarized by Donald Trump, would that make a single person change their vote from Republican to Democrat? Such a waste of time.

But I came here for wrestler sex tapes!!!!

It is highly unlikely McCain would have won a second term if he had won in 2008. We would probably be in Obama's second term right now since he would have beat Hillary for the nomination a second time.

Bingo.

Good luck making that stick.

Palin's short-lived popularity should have been a warning to Democrats that women are nowhere near a unified identity group to be pandered to.

If Santa is not white, why did he get me all those Jimmy Buffett records for Christmas?

Mr. Olbermann, you really have to clean up your act.

First you get the roast beef. Then you get the curly fries. Then you get the women.

Can I return this belt?