Without fail, wherever They are in the world, this type of soulless rhetoric is the first thing they resort to. This letter might as well be from the Clapback Mailbag: France Edition. It’s almost verbatim the rants Michael shares with us weekly.

And it isn’t summer until an old pickup rolls by with the windows open blasting AC/DC.

No one sensible, I hope. They fucking rule. I show my kid YouTube videos of people covering the Malcolm rhythm parts and she’s transfixed.

Who shits on AC/DC?!

All that said, you’re free to dig them (U2). Of course you are.

I showed that bus to my wife, because I’m car shopping and it’s close and the price is right. And it comes with lots of amenities. She asked if divorce papers came with it.

why buy this when I can get a literal bus with a stripper pole that just needs some brake work for 1/25th of the price?

Well she kind of did. The old part of her died and from that a new person was born. I know, I know it sounds sappy but sometimes sappy can be nice. :).

Booooooo to you. Isn’t what actually happened better?

Or there’s a shootout in the teacher’s lounge?

There’s a reason even the military doesn’t want its troops armed day-to-day in a non-combat zone situation. Too many things can go wrong compared to the possibility you are preventing something bad from happening.

It’s nice that you get to use it once every 20 years.... ;-)

Czechs have been doing so well this tourney. If (when?) Canada is eliminated, I’m rooting for them (or anybody besides OAR, really, but I think I’ll focus on the Czechs).

That’s legal in Arkansas if the mule consents.

I look forward to seeing her in Tokyo doing dressage on a mule.

I appreciate the pixelation. Must’ve been a Japanese person’s phone.

The summer olympics in Tokyo probably won’t have too many ice sports. The winter olympics in Beijing in 2022 are probably more likely to have ice related sports.

Fuck off dirtbag.

Think you can give a teenager who was in the fucking school when this happened a break on some shock induced hyperbole can’t we?

We’d need a good faith effort to attempt to legislate it, before saying it’s incredibly hard to legislate. The only reason it’s currently “hard” to legislate, is because none of the so called “peoples advocates” in government are willing to give up that sweet sweet NRA money to stick their necks out and actually get…