The unpleasant answer is, stop bringing Americans up to believe that they can solve their problems with guns. Too many TV shows that suggest that shooting someone is the end of the problem, not the beginning of one.

Because these people get presented as heroes. It’s important to remember they aren’t just because they can slide down a half-tube and do lots of flips.

Maybe use your context clues to assume that “series of graphic and demeaning text messages” might contain something that’s NSFW?

These shitting in the wrong place stories...man, I’ve been getting stupid drunk my entire life and I have never shit on a nightstand. Am I doing something wrong?

I wish they’d have Mary Carillo go back to doing the “culture” spots for the Olympics. I really liked those, like the one where she went to the tea house in China that used the really long tea spouts. They were way more interesting than 90% of the athlete interviews anyway.

I know everything about opening round matches since I invented them.

The inaccuracy I was referring to isn’t about whether Bonaly was the first to do a back flip to one blade—it’s about whether the move was banned because of Bonaly. The rules made no distinction between a two foot landing or a one foot landing in terms of making it illegal. The difficulty of a one foot landing was…

Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best.

It’s a very cute style and they look awesome. The little girl will probably remember her for a long time if not the rest of her life. Rock on Teacher!

Except complying can get you shot too. Then you’d just move the goal post - if he hadn’t been driving with the expired license, if he hadn’t been driving, if he didn’t exist.

BERGERON STUCK HIS FUCKING HAND IN TH-sorry, sorry.......

On the third, extra hand, fuck you.

What I find truly annoying (I mean, beyond the gratuitous kneeing) is that the hit by Hall that Burrows freaked out over was perfectly, unquestionably legal. It was a good, hard hockey hit.

Thought I was missing something... first a quote saying paler skin likely originated from the Middle East, followed up by complaining that a bust depicts a queen of Egypt having paler skin.

I really want to hate the guy, but he’s just so simple and honest about his meatheadedness, I can’t. He owns who he is, a massive dumb jock.

Yes, please vilify this liberal white man for speaking out against insensitive tone-deaf ads that misrepresent a famous social activist’s speech. Because social change is best fostered by reacting with absurdly illogical anger towards people who agree with you.

So much edge.

How many disabled kids do you think there are in the average high school, anyway, that you’re worried about a horde of undeserving cripples diminishing the accomplishments of people more fortunate than themselves? 

Here’s something that might surprise you: sports contests, in and of themselves, have no real meaning either. They are arbitrary games created to make exercise fun and entertain people.

Amen brother.