“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

Gotta take what you can get.

President Laura Roslin, I think?

Tim Kaine is a replacement-level Democrat.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

lol no she’s a notorious tax dodger:

Someone with hundreds of millions of dollars endorsed a center-right candidate who has hundreds of millions of dollars herself?

Here’s the thing for anyone who wants to sit there and say voting for Hillary will mean she will fight for black people’s rights in a new way:

Again?

Lies, racism, misogyny, and galling self-dealing are hardly a new phenomenon in American politics but we should still point out that they are bad.

Showgirls should be taught in universities. It’s like a Marxist parable about life in Capitalist society. Spoiler alert: We’re all whores, darlin’.

Sorry, but Sandberg wasn’t middle class by a long shot - her dad was a doctor, her mom taught at a university (after dropping out of a PhD program) and her maternal grandmother was college educated. All of those things together put her firmly having a background in the upper class. Does the middle class extend to the…

Lean In and Fuck Up the middle class.

Strong style, you say?

To quote Bomani Jones:

The time to insist upon respect and “class” was before you hopped into the comments to insult the people who work here. Fuck off. Find some other website to read.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?