smh @ those classic bernie bros in the header image

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

The thing that always astonished me was his footwork and athleticism. You always hear of big guys losing their effectiveness deep into their age due to health and movement fading away, but he kept himself in prime condition, leaning out over the years to make sure his main tool on offense was still there.

I don’t understand everyone praising him for his consistency. I mean, isn’t the point of having a Duncan is so that it can be up-and-down?

German, Suplexed

The “Most Experienced Presidential Candidate Ever” is 5 points ahead of a reality show buffoon when matched up with a meteor in a 3-way race.

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

when you excited to see Tarzan/afraid of refugees but you keep fighting in the backseat/vote for brexit and your mom turns the car around/currency hits a 30 year low:

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

No, his campaign was intended to bring a certain perspective on certain issues out of the political fringes and into mainstream public discourse; he was irrefutably successful in doing so.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

I'm seeing, much to my shocked incredulity, that people do not see how fucking brilliant this is.

This is fucking amazing. Jesus.