Yes. I, like yourself, also refuse penicillin for my syphilis to show people my brain is as dirty as ever.

God damn liberals brainwashing us into *checks notes* not driving 3000 pound chucks of metal at 60+ miles per hour while under the influence of alcohol!

Next they’ll brainwash us into thinking something really crazy, like washing your hands to avoid spreading disease or that these chunks of rat fur I keep finding in my…

It’s certainly going to be harder for a cop to pull you over for weaving if you have a good lane-centering assist.

I wonder if drunk driving will make a, uhhh, comeback of sorts as more and more cars become equipped standard with all sorts of driver assists and various levels of automation? Will we even know if more people are driving impaired if the death rate continues to decline as cars become safer and safer to operate while…

Most people seem to think any vintage of M3 is THE LAST GREAT DRIVER’S CAR, so they usually sell as such.

“I don’t think your personal car preference is how the market sets prices, or how NP or ND works.”

Piece of shit from Texas? No, that would be Lance Armstrong. Cheated for years; coerced his teammates into cheating too; when accused he sued people into poverty (seriously, bankrupted his former best friend with legal fees) and then hid behind his foundation “I help kids with cancer so I would never cheat.”

I get it... you are trying to set some kind of world record in tongue-in-cheek sarcasm. Nice effort. Now, just look over the points I outlined, do ten minutes of research on which ones you think are untrue and then make a second comment with the facts of your research. If something I have said is in error, I want to…

Congratulations to her. She broke one of track’s “unbreakable” records.

Che is not doing anything that Anthony Jeselnik or Daniel Tosh or many other white people do and make so much money. You either like it or you don’t. He shouldn’t get special hate for his color or because he needs to act a certain way. Sometimes it goes too far or has no talent, like Michael Richards or that guy who…

Jesus, thank you.

Do you realize the irony of your statement. In your support for Biles and reproach of Che, you basically told everyone that is criticizing Che’s crass sense of humor to fuck off. Because, unless everyone on here is a successful comedian, this comment section should be as blank as a white piece of paper. Further yet,…

I like Michael Che and his sensibilities way more than anyone I’ve heard commenting here in the afro echo chamber. I’m not sure who decided that making jokes about athletes choking under pressure is taboo now, because I thought his rankings of Simone Biles jokes was pretty funny. But more amusing to me is listening to …

For you and anyone else out there who might not know:

Yes, exactly. Which means... it isnt horseshit. He can indeed say whatever he wants. Everyone can indeed feel and act however they want in response. That's exactly how it works. 

Sigh... yes, everyone knows he did not get hacked. His comment saying as much was deliberately tongue in cheek. He wasnt even actually pretending as if he had actually been hacked. I dont know why people keep posting “well golly, i think he may not have actually been hacked,” as if there was any question about it…

I thought this, too.  But then I went to a different produce store and the strawberries there are so full of flavor.

Agreed...I was in college from 1992-1996 and for fast food, the Subway meatball sub was a solid choice. Throw some bell peppers and olives up in there for crunch and you were good to go.

“you can just hear the smiling while he’s saying this “Maaaannnn, I got hacked today.”

You don’t say!!!

Fucking whinging vegans ruining everything for all of us. This is why we hate them.