Yes. I, like yourself, also refuse penicillin for my syphilis to show people my brain is as dirty as ever.

God damn liberals brainwashing us into *checks notes* not driving 3000 pound chucks of metal at 60+ miles per hour while under the influence of alcohol!

Next they’ll brainwash us into thinking something really crazy, like washing your hands to avoid spreading disease or that these chunks of rat fur I keep finding in my…

It’s certainly going to be harder for a cop to pull you over for weaving if you have a good lane-centering assist.

I wonder if drunk driving will make a, uhhh, comeback of sorts as more and more cars become equipped standard with all sorts of driver assists and various levels of automation? Will we even know if more people are driving impaired if the death rate continues to decline as cars become safer and safer to operate while…

Most people seem to think any vintage of M3 is THE LAST GREAT DRIVER’S CAR, so they usually sell as such.

“I don’t think your personal car preference is how the market sets prices, or how NP or ND works.”

Piece of shit from Texas? No, that would be Lance Armstrong. Cheated for years; coerced his teammates into cheating too; when accused he sued people into poverty (seriously, bankrupted his former best friend with legal fees) and then hid behind his foundation “I help kids with cancer so I would never cheat.”

I get it... you are trying to set some kind of world record in tongue-in-cheek sarcasm. Nice effort. Now, just look over the points I outlined, do ten minutes of research on which ones you think are untrue and then make a second comment with the facts of your research. If something I have said is in error, I want to…

Congratulations to her. She broke one of track’s “unbreakable” records.

Che is not doing anything that Anthony Jeselnik or Daniel Tosh or many other white people do and make so much money. You either like it or you don’t. He shouldn’t get special hate for his color or because he needs to act a certain way. Sometimes it goes too far or has no talent, like Michael Richards or that guy who…

Jesus, thank you.

Do you realize the irony of your statement. In your support for Biles and reproach of Che, you basically told everyone that is criticizing Che’s crass sense of humor to fuck off. Because, unless everyone on here is a successful comedian, this comment section should be as blank as a white piece of paper. Further yet,…

I like Michael Che and his sensibilities way more than anyone I’ve heard commenting here in the afro echo chamber. I’m not sure who decided that making jokes about athletes choking under pressure is taboo now, because I thought his rankings of Simone Biles jokes was pretty funny. But more amusing to me is listening to …

Yes, exactly. Which means... it isnt horseshit. He can indeed say whatever he wants. Everyone can indeed feel and act however they want in response. That's exactly how it works. 

Sigh... yes, everyone knows he did not get hacked. His comment saying as much was deliberately tongue in cheek. He wasnt even actually pretending as if he had actually been hacked. I dont know why people keep posting “well golly, i think he may not have actually been hacked,” as if there was any question about it…

Also something else to register, insure and pay excise tax on

We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which…

“you can just hear the smiling while he’s saying this “Maaaannnn, I got hacked today.”

You don’t say!!!

...and this is a MUCH nicer car than any Cavalier. NP for sure.

You’re not wrong, but damn this is sad. This should be a $1200 car, max, and really more like $1k. As many as 3 years ago that would have been the case. But in today’s market? They’ll probably get full price.