It looks quite resilient to blunt force, but I would bet a hit by a Molotov cocktail would fuck it pretty quickly.

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs

You’re definitely not wrong. Tesla is far and away the most public ‘self driving’ system out there. Having said that, it’s also dangerous as shit, and they’ve sold it as the holy grail to people that can barely drive. The two times I’ve been in a tesla with someone who used it I was clawing at the door in fear. It…

Not only cool with it but fucking ecstatic about it. Its all going to be a disaster.

Imagine being wealthy enough to buy yourself the government of the United States of America.

Maybe the CEO was presenting or was scheduled to be on a panel at the conference? Normally the CEO of a healthcare org wouldn’t just attend a conference to get the latest and greatest info in the industry.

Nah, he killed someone in the wrong tax bracket and the wrong color.

Because it’s called Nice Price, No Dice, not Nicest Price, No Dice.

So because so few people use sunlight at 5:25am we should make sure even fewer people are using it at 4:25am?  Seems like you’re so anti-DST that you’re reaching for some absurd arguments.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1400:_D.B._Cooper

He put his crimes into his jump logbook? Did I read that right?

OK, skeffles.

Just wait until next year.

“Name Tsunoda, from Japan huh, where were you on December 7, 1941?”

Get over it.

*ba-dum-pish*

See the court case Finders v Keepers.

That’s freaking awesome. 

Ive found that simple tire noise on the road is enough

I mean children exist, they aren’t all that aware of their surroundings all the time. It’s not that bad of an idea to have extra noise at low speeds.