Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

I have to assume you’re joking, but one can never tell on the internet.

The English press will spend the next 23 months hyping the team before the Euros, and the team will then promptly underperform.

You. I like you. My pedants group meets bimonthly on Thursdays. I leave it to you to decide whether we meet six or 26 times annually.

Always easy to tell who didn’t read the post.

“Let’s do it. Ride it, my pony.”

Billy, you ignorant slut.

Ben Lindbergh covers baseball for The Ringer, and he’s actually really good. Ben’s been on Jonah’s podcast and vice versa. Worst. Rivalry. Ever.

I’ll believe it only when Woj tweets it.

If this were imminent, Woj would have tweeted about it three minutes before this story went up.

I'm not pretending.