Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

Ok if you’re literally latched on to someone’s clothing and trying to pull them through a window, you get EVERYTHING you deserve.

While I’d never directly steal a puck/ball that was intended for a kid, I always thought it was kinda BS how they always look to give it to a kid... I’d like a ball too. I made it through my childhood without the chance of sitting close enough to even have the chance. So now that I’m older I’m denied the opportunity?…

Tragically, of course.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

I don’t blame them for his addiction, I blame them for capitalizing on it for ratings.

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.