I'm intrigued by this PBR Spiked with Lemonade and bitters... can you elaborate?

I hear you, but you're being way too sensitive. First, I don't fucking work for Sierra Nevada, you know? I don't have any reason to give a shit if they sell 1 million of these or zero of them. I'm not a cheerleader for any particular company or the beer industry as a whole.

plus this 12-pack isn't designed to become anyone's regular party beer. There simply aren't enough of them. Sierra Nevada just hopes all us beer geeks buy one box.

meanwhile, Burneko is throwing darts to determine which pasta shape is worse than getting hit by a car

Nah man, because there are 1,200 words and a dozen beer reviews. I mean, maybe you have no use for all those words, but it's not just a naked list.

YOU ARE NOT REINFORCING MY PERSONAL PREFERENCES AND I AM OUTRAGED!!!!

A lot of people really feel oppressed by rankings and I can't really figure out why. I think they're fun. Stupid, sure, but harmless.

I had a Cherry Wheat last week and it was fucking disgusting. I couldn't tell if I was drinking a beer or someone's cough syrup flavored vomit.

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…

Terrifyingly long?

But 3a needs to be "if you're not a soccer fan, then you don't need to tell everyone how much the sport sucks during the World Cup". This is the only sporting event I've seen where people who aren't watching it feel the need to constantly remind you that they're not watching and that anyone who is is an idiot or…

Jai Alai is a seriously good beer, but it's not available in the Northeast (at least I assume so, you can't get it in NYC). I spent most of the first half of the year on tour around the South and it, along with Sweetwater IPA were my go to beers.

Nope, you read wrong. This is 14 IPAs and it's not top anything, it's just these 14 in order.

Yep, Cigar City, Jai Alai, and I'd throw in Unita's Hop Nosh for this list.

I guess you can't get Cigar City up there, which is a shame. Jai Alai is as good as most of these (the white oak-aged version is very different, equally-good, but different) though my favorite out of that brewery is any of the numerous iterations of Hopped on the High Seas.

I would like to formally nominate Oberon as the most-overrated beer ever. Bell's is one of my favorite breweries, but I can name 5 beers just from them that are better than Oberon off the top of my head. Oberon isn't bad, but it is wildly undeserving of the showering of love it receives in beer circles. Also, if…

You are surprised that several non-pilsner beers didn't make the list of 24 ranked pilsners? :)

I watched the first 4 seconds, where the asshole dad is telling the crying kid "They didn't even want him on the team anymore." That was enough for me. What a cunt.

99% of all UK beer (Irish included; please don't firebomb me) taste like hot dog water.