I'm confused: how exactly is this post shitting on a Broncos player?

"Those guys are experiencing weather that isn't normal for their geographic location! Their infrastructure isn't prepared for this, because it's never made sense for them to prepare for it! IDIOTS! LOLOLOL"

If you aren't here and have never experienced "snow" in a state like Georgia, I can understand your confusion. Everything that hit pretty much turned immediately to ice; it wasn't nice, soft, fluffy snow. Every road surface turned into a skating rink. It hit late in the morning, after everyone was at work. Because…

Freeman: "Hey Chipper, I didn't plan on riding for miles on the back of a 4-wheeler. I am not dressed for this and I think I'm on the verge of hypothermia. Seriously bro, I'm dying here. Once we get back to your place, any chance you could build a really big fire?"

Chipper: [angrily kicks Freeman off of 4-wheeler,…

A friend of mine was an NFL cheerleader. She quit to be a dancer in a cage in a casino because the pay was better and the work was less degrading. I wish I were making this up.

But posting an article that features the mugshot in the tweets is cool? :-/

Why do the Broncos win eastern Tennessee? What's with Seattle's noncontiguous support in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

As a Philadelphian who has had to satisfy the cheesesteak craving at different locations around the world, I will offer some advice on securing the thinly sliced steak. Most of your small "mom and pop" butchers have a deli slicer and will gladly toss some rib-eye on there if you ask. Most will do it if you ask in…

They also learn that if you help rich people succeed, then a lot can be forgiven.

Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

Most ppl I know that drive an Audi own android phones, but then again I tend to not get along with the kind of ppl that use apple products since they act like their shit dont stink. Whats with the need to always announce you have an iPhone? Its always my iPhone this iPhone that. I also noticed they are the same ppl…

I do, and I'm pretty happy with Google Earth supplying the maps and also having a GMaps right-click option to "send to myAudi". However, I would be happy with either OS if it can tether to my phone. Really, about the only things I need in my car infotainment are music, maps and camera. I don't actually care which one…

Well, I know who's navigation I'd rather have.....

I've cooked more scrambled eggs in the few months since my son started eating solid food than I had cooked in my entire life previously and I've found that they come out great when I follow Alton Brown's advice. Look up his scrambled egg method on YouTube and watch it a few times and you'll end up with great scrambled…

Eh, I wouldn't worry about fluffy so much. Add a splash of water to the eggs (just a splash) before you beat them, then beat the hell out of them, and you'll get reasonably fluffy eggs.