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Breaking News: GM to Release Chevy Voltron to Compete With Prius Prime. Peter Cullen Cries but Finds New Work. More at 6pm!

They are saying the Mustang was a full 22 seconds off the Z06's overheat time. With the new ZL1 revealed, I don’t think Ford will ever catch up to GM’s “hot” laps.

They are stuck replacing their V8, RWD large sedans with Polestar Volvos and Golf R Wagons now? Australia is Jalop as f*ck!!

  1. Take engine: Voodoo Miata

Not in US. We don’t get any Audi hatches it seems, which also translates to pretty much no RS models. Audi in the US is more Lexus fighter than the full on German thoroughbred Yurop gets.

Nah, just a GIS.

Trailhawk not the rumored Trackhawk (which I still think will be the new designation for SRT under the Jeep brand, not just the Hellcat).

Meh, just buy a 2012/2013 Jeep Grand Cherokee Trailhawk

I want people to know I’m an adult though. I’ll go Buick Regal Turbo AWD if I’m loading up a WRX sans-STI. Actually I wonder what used GS prices are like.

Go, Man. Go!

“Hold my beer.”

So there’s this AWD Kia with a 2.0T engine making 237hp and 260lb-ft for about $35,000 and it, like this Macan, is out of my price range. What the hell is going on?! I can’t afford a compact Kia let alone the cheapest Porsche? New cars are depressing...

So you’re saying there’s a chance?!

So it goes Touring, Touring Limited, Touring Limited Plus, Limited? Genius!!

Paint it in “White My Fire” and I’ll fucking die a happy and charbroiled death!

He’s just pretending to quit so that his name gets moved to the top of the 911R delivery list. Nice try McDreamy, but I use the same technique to get 10% off my gear knobs.

This Holy Shift series is very interesting, thank you for working on them Alanis! If wipers were seen as impractical then I would love to know how center mounted rearview mirrors became a thing. Other than monitoring passengers, I can’t see how they became mandatory.

Has anyone checked their electric models yet?! I haven’t heard anything and I have kids probably!

I don’t know of a vehicle that uses its fuel more efficiently. Even gets 20 city and 24 highway plus enough electric range to get you to lunch and back. Never driven it, but I’m sure its at least amusing.