I’m not angry, I’m just looking for someone to explain to me why people who choose not to procreate should have to work more than people who choose to procreate.

It's not quite here, but it's coming.

So she went as a Kardashian?

Less than she would have if I was the one pushing?

Jezebel didn’t even post the best picture, the one of Obama totally losing it.

I don’t think I drank enough coffee, because I immediately pictured a baby Olivia Pope at the White House.