New rule: Whatever you wear to the plate, you have to run in it.

I mean. You’re entitled to your opinion.

I’m failing to see how it’s a scandal to be paid to smuggle a Cuban to American soil considering that until very recently any Cuban who touched American soil was granted residency and eventual citizenship. It’s illegal to cross a border but once you cross it you’re cool, or something? Isn’t that how nearly every…

That’s what I said, “When I was 12...458...” *gulps hard* Oh god I’m old.

If it’s track only, isn’t it totally different than BMW’s M, Mercedes’ AMG, and Jaguar’s SVR more than it is “sort of equivalent”?

Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.

For a bleeding heart, commie, pinko liberal, you sure can write about boxing.

I could not be less shocked that he’s from Cobb County.

If you want to dance go be a dancer. If you want to pitch quit being an idiot and throw the ball.

How about explaining for the many who don’t own a 944?

Did you see the photo? Only two. Next question.

With everyone cranking out 200-240 hp 4 bangers like it’s going out of style, why are they still putting sub-200 crap in cars? Fuel efficiency? CARB? I don’t get it.

Things I’d enjoy doing after work, ranked:

Missed opportunity Steph.

They were probably more concerned with his previous job at Rolling Rock.

My quick and dirty interpretation of a Lotus SUV.

Looks like some devaluated, decade-old sportscar Tavarish would buy.

Is he wearing a grill cover?

Did you try coupling the Zoom Zoom from the Miata with the NoGo in the Reliant?

He would have succeeded if only it hadn’t been a bluetooth charger.