Good dog

Do it on the stairs. Not like he’s gonna step in it anyway.

“People should never get special accommodations in public bathrooms!”

It’s like the old adage: Everyone hates the U.S. Bowling Congress but votes to reëlect their own U.S. Bowling Congressman.

Have you heard of this guy, Boogie Cousins? Could be a great fit or a disastrous one.

That sentence is dumb, but it’s not nearly as stupid as this sentence:

Everyone knows the champion is determined by the most number of people Shaq touches while being completely amazed at what he just witnessed.

Not a Michigan State fan by any stretch, but that doesn’t seem too egregious of a punishment. Guy has been there 28 years, so he’s probably making around 100k a year. Promotion to tenure is usually somewhere around a 7% bump. So he loses a week of pay and almost 2% of his salary, so you’re saying a fine of basically…

more like anyone voting CP is going to have to run a gauntlet of Jalops

If you voted CP the line to fight me starts to the left.

I see your comment and raise you this:

Hamilton envies people who can afford $2m worth of jewelry, and he ascribes independent moral significance to his emotions.

The problem is that she worked for her money and then purchased the jewelry.

I’m waiting to hear what the issue is with having $2m worth of jewelry.

But will they have the cap room to fit both Cousins and Embiid?

Yes, yes, you get it.

how are they good for a chuckle if it’s the same fucking cars over and over again? do you have memory problems?