I was genuinely on the verge of tears when he had to cull the three sheep, and Clarkson seemed like he was too.

Why is this article so bitter?

I’d get black flagged at any track day I’ve ever been to if I was intentionally drifting.

My S3 is very close to the base model... but I wanted the magnetic suspension.  That’s the only option it has.  And they were only really selling that on the Prestige trims at the time, so I had to special order and wait.

My first reaction was that everything built in 1993 was hot ass... thanks for reminding me of the RX-7, I’ll have one of those too.

SLC is the best laid out city in the world. The S 100 E, N 400 W, etc street naming is confusing for about 10 minutes but once you understand it, you’ll wonder why every city doesn’t do it that way.

I bought an iPad as a ‘revenge spend’

I bought an iPad as a ‘revenge spend’

This is like in New Girl when Winston’s pranks are either too big or too small... this one is too small like when he put a feather in someone’s shoe.

Fuck United. How they get away with those bullshit church pew hard seats and charge similar fares to Delta and American makes no sense to me.

I drive a subcompact... this suggests I care about fuel economy.

Uh... yeah that sounds a lot like Pratt & Miller.

So Multimatic is VAG’s Pratt & Miller?

Driving from Texas to Georgia is a fun little experience. Roads in Texas are pretty good, then in Lousiana they’re bad, Mississippi they’re goddamn fucking awful, then back to normal bad in Alabama, then pretty good again in Georgia.  Like driving through an upside down bell curve.

That’s an Alpine, Alpina is a BMW tuning shop.

Don’t forget about Chasing Classic Cars.  Wayne Carini is a fucking treasure.

2009 FJ Cruiser. It had 45,000 miles on it when I sold it in 2015 for just $2,000 less than I paid for it, so financially it was a good decision.  But I really miss that quirky little tank with its stupid back doors and gargantuan blind spots.

At least they were consistent with what they did with the E-type.  Turned one of the most beautiful cars in the world into just a decent looking car.

These cars sound like slot cars in the same way a lawnmower sounds like a Corvette.  I think they sound epic.

“While he’s able to walk with crutches and ride a stationary bicycle...”