Believe me, I am not a Depp supporter. I think he haaaaates that she comes out of this looking good.

Brazil nuts used to be called “nigger toes” by God knows who.

The whole point of the Pi zero is the extremely small profile. You might as well get a Pi 3 if you add that board.

Or you can do your part by frequenting establishments that have unattractive and plain looking staff.

This is a little poncy.

Wifey: You need to wear dress shoes.

? He didn’t turn down any of those things. He declined to make money, unpaid, for people who weren’t good enough at disguising how little they cared about him.

If you wrote a cover letter to a company for an open job, and misspelled that company’s name, you think they’d offer you the job?

Here’s another tip: Don’t be over 55. You’re not wanted, even if you know your job inside and out.

Mayo on a hot dog is fucking foul.

My son. *blush*

Whatever, fucker. I expect you to be back in your old ways next week.

I loved Alice in Wonderland, but you made the right decision not to see Through the Looking Glass, no matter your reasons. It was a mess, with none of the charm (as I saw it) of the first one.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

After they hit the guy someone started shooting at the car. Why would he sit there..

In my gun safety class, we were not allowed to have live ammo in the *building* during class. I had just come from purchasing my gun and my instructor told me I was allowed to have the unloaded gun with me, but I would have to take my ammo boxes back to my car. Every time he picked up his weapon, he removed the…

If you are a cop participating in a gun safety exercise, you’d think you’d be able to follow those basic rules.

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

I’m very grateful for the ACA. Before it went into effect, I was turned down by every insurance company I tried due to pre-existing conditions and nearly went bankrupt from medical expenses last year. Now I have an affordable insurance plan with a reasonable deductible ($600) and low copays. Obama wanted to do better,…

Take a 5-pound potato sack and swing it around every minute. When that seems easy, graduate to a 10-pound sack. When that seems easy, put a potato in the sack before you swing it.