Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

Biden has always been a strong proponent of clone marriage.

Maybe Kesha is lying.

How is it that she keeps losing in court but no one questions the credibility of these claims?

Day late and a dollar short for me. Luckily, I know how to delete my history! Unluckily, neither of these tricks erase Google’s records. Fucking Internet; how does it work? Thanks for the tip, btw. Downloading as we speak.

Or it’s a perfect example of the best meals that a gluten-free diet has to offer.

Juicy Juice. I am not myself until I’ve had my Juicy Juice in the morning. Great for hangovers. Also great for mixing. I remember being about 11 and me and my friends tried to drink beer, but couldn’t deal with the taste (Natty Light of course, because it’s soo hoppy and bitter). We decided to mix Juicy Juice with the…

Have to disagree on the fish sticks, man. I still sneak a few when I make ‘em for the kids...

The only difference is the bezel? I thought it was whether it used a capacitor or battery.

The only difference is the bezel? I thought it was whether it used a capacitor or battery.

I can tell by your user name that you don't belong on gawker!

“Mosby added that the Baltimore Police Department had not been cooperative in building her case.”

He jailed her for refusing to remove it after he requested it, not for wearing it. Refusing to comply with a judge’s request is contempt of court.

Agreed! I don’t want to sound like an ass, but are you new here? Jezebel and Gawker are known more for promoting misinformed outrage rather than giving an accurate take on a story.

How was it clear? For all we know the city bike’s hollow frame was packed with BB’s and a fuse.

They’ve both been really busy over the last year plus. He’s got another Pirates movie coming out, but he may have signed the contract on that before they got married. This seems like a divorce in which they should probably just both collect up their own stuff and walk away.

There can be a fine line between being challenging and just being an asshole. This veered into the latter territory (and I don’t even mean the boner poke, which was just insecure and weird).

That’s the lead singer from “Mandinka,” the thinking man’s Sinéad O’Connor tribute band.

What does the location of the crime have to do with anything?

So am I supposed to like kesha’s music now? Cause I don't. Her voice annoys me.

Why not? They are the ones who have the least to lose. Or do you suggest that women working minimum wage jobs should be the ones who put their source of income at risk for speaking up?