All it wanted was to dry out on the sidewalk and be partially eaten by flies.

"Will! Bruce here."
"The real Boss! Sir!"
"Will… really? Really?"
"I… I understand, sir."

The Tunnel of Bigotry and 3rd Degree Sexual Assualt would be happy to play.

No, 10 Things I Hate About You was not part of the My So Called Life Cinematic Universe.

"Quit being such a Rayanne," we would all say to that one friend.

You don’t know it but I know that you’re scared / Obvious, alone / in a tauntaun in the snow

They woulda fixed it in post!

They built him a frickin' spare podium, for crying out loud.

Can't upvote with that apostrophe in there.

I remember several years back when Ryan Adams claimed he was producing a new Lemonheads album, and that Ben Deily AND Juliana Hatfield were back in the band. So I'll believe what this guy posts on social media once the music is available publicly.

I See You don't know how this works

Well, first they need to introduce a bunch of backstory, and also Dumbo has to be "the chosen one" for something or other…

Brian! The Bri-man! Just asking questions!

Dammit, this PEOTUS dude is gonna take away one of my favorite expressions!

I finished lyrics & recorded demo vocals last night for my band's 12th new song. Once we work out the vocals "live" for this and #11 we can book studio time.

Trying to get back to regular home cooking / staying vegan / making sure my kids go easy on junk!

My employer merged my department with another one, and I'm basically the smartest / most senior person on my team now! And the CIO is talking like all I have to do is not shit the bed this year and I'll be up for another promotion!

FUCK. So a couple weeks ago one of our dogs was almost killed. Just as he's fully recovered, our other dog is having some sort of kidney failure. Vets so far cannot find the underlying cause.

I'm only playing to win 2nd place in the beauty content. Once I draw that card, I flip the board over triumphantly.

Fun fact: you are allowed to enjoy various things at various levels!