Saw it on reddit/r/oral_techniques/mehdi_akbar

Are you rounding off for oral?

Darren Aronofsky's 13 Going On 30

What am I, The Olive Garden?

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Both sides, people!

I wonder if she just can't help laughing at how badly he's blowing this.

"Does stand-up have a future? No, money down!"

They brought in perennial candidate Alan Keyes, because they seemed to think Obama was winning because he was black & tried to counter him with THEIR black friend.

My wife, Eleanor Kardashian.

He sings lead on most of it. They have a few hits that she wrote but he sings more lead parts than her.

Christine wrote "Don't Stop."

Ted Nugent and Mike Huckabee for me.

So, what is the emergency plan if a candidate dies right before or after?

"Please download."

What's lost to history is that the yell followed an Iowa caucus where he was polling in 1st but wound up in a distant 3rd place. The pundits that night were more commenting that Dean seemed way too optimistic for a guy whose numbers just dropped dramatically.

Look. There can be more than one kind of idiot in this world / nation / political party.

I'm sure anyone who watched certain seasons of The West Wing and Dexter with me were super annoyed, as I could not stop shouting "Jimmy Smits!" at my TV screen.

R.I.P. Mystique

Zac Efron's already working on his sideburns.