So much good stuff in their catalog. The Double Cross is such a great record, and bonus points that they've still "got it" 20 years in.

SLOOOOOO-OOOOOAN

People ask me, "Hannibal, do the gloves fit?" And I'm like "Pssh, the fuck does that matter?" and I BMX the fuck outta there.

He hasn't been on the news since he said "your dead kids don't trump my Constitutional rights" right after a mass shooting a couple years ago.

Hi, @Lobsters1!

He lost his right to play bass when he went off about how Beyonce was a bad influence on kids and then the show cut to footage of him jamming with Ted "fucks teen girls" Nugent.

"Where she's from"

I think she looks like a great and completely different person! On the other hand, I'm not comfortable playing the role of Dude Posting Comments About Woman's Appearance, so I'll quit this now.

I'm amazed Guy didn't wade into the discussion of Renee Zellweger's face earlier today.

Even more impressive when you consider how bald he was a decade ago.

"We won't even have to change the monograms on the towels!"

Seymour? Is that you?

I posted that before watching the trailer, and she actually does look more Zellwegian now. What was shocking with the photos of her was she didn't look like someone who'd had "work" done, just a completely different 40-something woman.

Don't worry, lots of Americans lose their shit whenever a British or Australian person gets cast as an American.

Does the movie explain Bridget Jones' completely different appearance?

Oh cool, now my phone can do that "Black Hole Sun" video effect

Will this be canon with the Picnic Panic series?

Synergy!

Who needs a girlfriend when you can feel all the fizz from the inside?

WASPS?