"Four classic (and four near classic)"
So… Let It Be, Tim, Pleased to Meet Me, All Shook Down (and Hootenanny, Sorry Ma, Stink, and I guess we're being generous to Don't Tell a Soul)?

"Bat…arC…tic"

It's different for Joe Jackson.

I have seen a rock trio tour in a Honda Element. They and their gear were completely in their Element.

They talk to her like Roast Beef talks to Mrs. Smuckles.

Eating a roadie in his element… seems less than sanitary.

What happens when the old guard dies out? I'm guessing Dave Grohl takes over, and the Hall gets filled with any tatted dude with a pair of half-stacks?

Do you think anyone thinks it's socially important, or do you think they've figured out that any Newswire about Ghostbusters will get huge numbers of clicks, the likes of which "look what bullshit LeBeouf / Franco did today" used to get?

Look, whatever fight you had with your sister during Now You See Me, I don't think she deserves to be referred to as "this dreck."

I understand the urge for bald dudes to try out a variety of hats, but most hats truly are silly.

Now Youse Guys See Us

So this movie's going to teach me how to make that tricky sewer jump from the original NES game?

Let the man eat his Rice-a-Roni in peace.

Can't be that new if they're using that terrible old "Welcome to Earf" joke for their name.

Are you making up new lyrics to the Police's "King of Pain"?

North Carolina, May I Marry My First Cousin?

Look, it's very simple: you ask your mother with whom you're allowed to sleep, and you ask Desiree whom you're allowed to kill during a movie.

No! Money down!

Please, answer in the form of a "Mother, May I?" question.

Would it be harder to pass something with less intensines? Is that where most of the digestion occurs?