," Affleck said, his trembling hand moving the gun from one Damon to the other.

Is that a Clinton joke or a late night law firm ad?

Not even joking. I'm not sure which band are the "those guys" in your argument.

The only thing I know about Gloria Vanderbilt is that Anderson Cooper is her son. And that with a name like that, a bad sketch comic's notion of a rich person is probably too subtle to describe her.

Whoa! Huge slam on Kathy Valentine out of nowhere!

Don't need to be smart to deserve kudos. Which is fortunate for many of us!

It's more like a Mega-church advisor not knowing about the life of Jesus.

Log Cabin of Lies

"Well, I didn't get that handjob I was promised, but 'Texarkana' sure is a gorgeous song."

Kinda seems like evilness skips a generation in that family.

Fuckin' passage of time, dude.

So a huge shitty mess was left behind, but at least that's the last of the shitty messes?

They're developing a spinoff where Dexter takes over the agency.

I mainly know him as the 5'10" star of the Dorf spinoffs.

Steffie Graff is writing a blog about Mary Magdelene's peen well.

"Shitty Concords are my JAM!" - J.M. Smucker

Brett Favre is a writing a pamphlet about Frankenstein's dick pics.

Nice Pete declared high school OVER before Teodor could be killed (but probably after he tasted that dude's hog)

There's no need to fight about this unless you REALLY want to order off the secret menu at Taco Bell.











Their fries are pretty good.

Adam Pfahler has been hinting at / hoping for a Jawbreaker reunion since at least the early 2000s. Every interview he's ever given has some amount of "it almost happened / it still could happen."